I was in prison for five years but was still sexually satisfied. Here’s how I did it:

Even during the darkest periods of our lives, with the most troubling questions eating at us on the inside, while we repent or worry about the future, we have a desire for sex. Yes, even in prison. The question of how to satisfy sexual urges in prison has no simple answer, but there are tiny things we can do to make things bearable.

Go Along With the Gang

First of all, your security in prison must come first. Given that many dangerous people among you may have mild mental problems, you are aware of how dangerous life in jail can be. Wherever you stand and wherever your limit is, you must respect others.


Do not enter into conflicts and do not question much. Do not speak loudly, and do not ridicule anyone. If you are there for the first time, you certainly do not know what awaits you. You only guess from the experience of others. 


So if you would like someone to assist you with your needs, or at least not condemn you or give you creepy looks, you have to be friendly. You need to understand each other and gain trust in each other. Adaptation can be a frightening memory for you, and you will go through it even more terribly. But this is normal, you are a human being, and you can get used to it.

Secluded Places Are Your Best Options

Although there are cases where many are released from prison without any sexual experience, whether in the form of masturbation or sex itself, this is not often the case. Many go in and leave prison as virgins. Those who did it in prison, though, had to find intimate places for it.


Most men, whether gay, hetero, or bisexual, have no problem with coming open about their sexuality. However, they keep their sexual activities secret. That is quite obvious since only porn actors and voyeurs are pleased to share intimacy with the rest of the world.


We’ve heard of many confessions of men having sex during conjugal visits by their wives and girlfriends. Nurses who visit patients simply love bad guys, many of them say. Behind the curtains, on a hospital bed, there is sometimes quite a bit of loneliness to fill.


But what if we are alone with our sexual tension? Then we use places like showers and cells. We usually get into a story with a guy with whom we share a cell longer and who we know well enough. Of course, sex in prison is not quite clean and completely satisfied, but guys need to meet their needs.

Masturbation With Sheets

In most states, sex among prisoners or even masturbation is not allowed. Still, many guys go through with it. And the easiest way is to hide under the sheets. And here comes the story again that we drew attention to at the beginning. Be friends with your cellmate.


So, when your tension grows, and you have to get rid of it, your friend will most likely have an understanding of you because you will have an understanding for him too. That is the most common form of sexual pleasure in prison. Quick, easy, and only you know about it. Therefore you are protected.


Prohibition is the real thing. Men cannot either have sex or masturbate behind bars. Still, many of them fall into wet dreams, so the other person who sees it surely is in shock. And when that happens, unconsciously or in a semi-conscious state, the need still exists.


Both consciously and unconsciously, any sexual act is prohibited. But when you have covers on the side and stay under the sheets, then no one can tell. Just be quiet, friendly, and careful. Man is man’s best friend, don’t forget.

Homosexuality Exists, but as a Choice 

Since there is a minority of homosexuals among the people in the world, what makes you think prison is different? Homosexuals are small in numbers, but they have to give themselves a vent. They need someone to satisfy them because that burning desire does not go away on its own.


Of course, among heterosexuals, few will choose this act. And those who do it out of necessity mostly hide it. In all surveys, their answer is that everything simply led to it. They couldn’t take it anymore, even though they weren’t and never will be gay.


So, unless there’s a conjugal visit time, they have to do something about the tension growing bigger. And that is how inmates satisfy sexual urges. They exchange hand jobs, blow jobs, and some of them even indulge in anal sex. 


However, without condoms, lubricants, and enough hygiene, imagine what it’s like. You need to trust that person to protect yourself from sexually transmitted diseases and HIV. You have to be careful and know that you always have a choice.

I Have My Own Sex Toy

Another reason to remind you again is to be friendly to your roommate. Oh yes, those little gadgets that work wonders — sex toys. Those would be very welcome there in the cell with you, wouldn’t they? Well, since it is forbidden to bring in anything, you need to trust your inmate as much as he trusts you. 


Everything from pocket pussies to cocks rings, everything that fits in your pocket, can become your best friend. Since there is no privacy, you can consider various other places where you can use your sex device. It’s mostly a shower because most prisons have curtains.


Since this is a place where you are free to forget about long-term self-satisfaction, a sex toy is great because it helps you do it quickly. Do you know why you still need a good roommate? If you happen to be caught in something or suddenly they want to search you, a good inmate will sacrifice himself and hide it with him.

Relationships Are Rare 

The stereotype that women are looking for a responsible, reliable, hardworking, handsome, and good man is true. However, this does not apply to everyone. Some women give their hearts to dangerous prisoners because they excite them. That is how mutual, romantic love of male prisoners with female convicts or workers sometimes happens.


Even when there is no romance and love, some men are fortunate enough to see passion develop. These men rarely lack sexual pleasure, so the time behind bars passes quickly. And they are much happier than other prisoners, too.


These relationships are very rare, but when they do happen, the passion is so strong that it calms the mind and relaxes the body every time. There is something in this violation of the law, hiding from the public and the curious ears and eyes of other horny men. Something special.


The psychological and physical effect, your brain exploding at the very thought of that person satisfying you and your heart pounding while you’re with her. It’s all like a fairy tale. And if you are fortunate enough, you could experience it. After that, your life will never be the same.

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